Rachel Eng
Rachel Eng is a history graduate whose love for the past probably explains her attachment to Manchester United and England. When not awake at 3am to hiss at eleven pixelated strangers, she can be found crying over Paul Scholes goal compilation videos, telling everyone (again) how she met Gary Neville, and ardently defending the Oxford comma. She tweets bad puns and generally pretends that Chelsea doesn't exist at @nevtime.