My biggest achievement on a football pitch is being on for 90 minutes and not once having my legs come close to touching the ball. I absolutely love sports and have a strange relationship with radio, I would critique it in my sleep. If your kid ever wants to play sports, seek my opinion. I have years of research in that field. I love the beauty of the wild, the allure of water and the old classics. I should have been born in the 1800s. I'm on twitter @kwinlizzy.