Sari Hagen
A Manchester United fan for nearly two decades, Sari Hagen is now also a willing hostage of Tottenham Hotspur, a reluctant but passionate Madridista, and a shirker of the idea that she can only support one club per league. She spends most of her life making unintelligible noises at Iker Casillas, dyeing yarn in the colours of her favourite clubs, spending absurd amounts of money on cable just to watch five football channels, and preaching the gospel of lower league football.
Sari lives in Minneapolis, MN with her Bolton-fan husband who is far too patient with her pointing out amusing ad boards in stadiums and is learning not to come running when she starts shrieking at the television.
She has opinions on just about everything except the US Men’s Soccer team and can usually be found yelling them into the void on her Twitter account as @hanako_noriko.