Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this sucker's nuclear? That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins...

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. What? Thanks. Well, I figured, what the hell. Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over for you. You remember me, the guy w...